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Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
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Notesdo people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games
because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime
if not more
THAT. LAUGH.
this is for you, bri.
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Notes(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.) Me: “So, where’s your mom at?” Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?” Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.” Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!” (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!) -
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Notesladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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Notesmy mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
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Notesi was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
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NotesYou just have to believe in it (2013)
Tardis: shigeako
Ten: kittenwelpPhotos: ireneadlerholmes
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Notestumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
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Me and the boyfran after graduation <3
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Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I...
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do people actually stand in front of a microphone for...
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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)... ...
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my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how...
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i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she...
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You just have to believe in it (2013)
Tardis: shigeako
Ten: kittenwelpPhotos: ireneadlerholmes
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tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
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Pruney fingers: A gripping story
Mark Changizi brings you this lesson from TED Ed all about pruney fingers. Why do we have such an odd...
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